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Find a ******* and ask her for two tens for a five and then run like hell. [It's an old Abbott and Costello bit. Bud asks Lou if he has two tens for a five, instead of two fives for a ten, and Lou is so fat and dumb that he falls for it every time. This trick works on fat, dumb prostitutes pretty often.]
and found several mistakes. On page seven you wrote that Bosie's death was from a 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 instead of a 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩, and on page fifty you spelled 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘱 in 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘱-𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘬 with a K, and on the last page you wrote 𝘴𝘦𝘹 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺-𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 instead of 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴.
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PREPARING FOR THE INEVITABLE! What to do if the pope dies in your double-wide trailer: (1) Remain calm. Panicking will not help. (2) Place the corpse on the floor and cover it with a rug or blanket. Do not use one that's grey! (3) Contact a local priest or bishop (if available) and inform him in English that the pope has crapped-out in your trailer (give him the trailer court's Vatican code). (4) Do not remove jewelry (or snip off a wee bit of the pope's toe, finger, earlobe, nose-tip or *****) as a souvenir or keep-sake! (5) Place a Bible under the cadaver's head instead of a pillow.
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