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I keep my eyes in my head for warmth and practical
concerns. It wouldn't be wise to pull them out.
Eyes are like ovaries to specialists who
enjoy hanging out with nudists.
I feel more typically girly than I typically do, must be the concentrated rat manure. It's better folded back unless you have diminished hearing in your right ear. How's that? Better. Don't bend it that way. I learned that you should never bend it that way in gynecology college. I can't because it sticks to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter. But even so: it's a great time to be a homosexual.
while the surgeon sewed it back on. Mary was sedated, of course, and didn't feel a thing because she was an unfeeling idiot who hated everybody. Later, after the hand was functional, she became a nun and prayed constantly to Jesus, especially at night when He was all ears.
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