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Tanya heard from her orthodontist that ***** men are very attentive lovers but she wasn't sure so she asked her beautician who agreed with the orthodontist and suggested that she consult the assistant garden department manager at Walmart which she did three days later. Several weeks flew by before she was approached by Tyrone and Jamaal (2 Siamese ***** twin brothers joined at the ****) who asked her out on a date. "Sure! I'd love to go on a date with both of you. I see you're joined at the ****. Do you have separate *****?" She asked somewhat concerned. "No," Tyrone replied so then Tanya ran as fast as she could to get as far away from them as she could while promising herself to never again agree to date ***** Siamese twin brothers joined at the ****.
WITH A **** CHICK WITHOUT
TOUCHING HER *****
PARTS FOR SIX
HOURS

(1) Shy away from prolonged hugs and genital *******.
(2) Keep an open mind by NOT having your skull closed
after brain surgery. (3) Keenly eat beat wheat and
lean dog meat with wee bits of sea bird feet.
BLACK PEOPLE INVENTED WORLD WAR TWO - It was so quiet outside that you could've heard a school bus drop from the tippy top of the Empire State Building when little Toby Watson was walking his dog on Monday morning, May eighth. "Don't forget to eat all of your lunch without barfing it all up afterwards," his mother instructed, whose ******* were so perfectly formed that it was like God or Jesus made them or something. "I won't forget," Toby answered back as Frank Roosevelt limped by with no wheel chair because he wasn't crippled, not even a little bit. "Faker," Toby mumbled under his breath. "Here comes fifty black people!" A concerned normal woman warned whose ***** was very beautiful because she was born in Sweden or Norway. "You have the most beautiful ***** in the world," a young ruffian complimented her because his mother (who was an ex-lesbian) put him up to it. "Thank you young man," she replied with genuine thankfulness. "I take care of my genitals and I love everybody." The young ruffian smiled at that and asked: "Will you use your genitals to love me with?" Three Easters later several ***** gangsters began fighting each other with military tanks, submarines and airplanes. Many Negroes and hundreds of normal people were killed and hurt. President Truman had to throw boiling ***** on them from his upstairs apartment window. Lots of people were *******, lots of people didn't care.
(the man who lived in a canyon)  

"Pass the canyon bread or I'll rip your face off!" Canyon Man exclaimed at Denny's to his waitress who was just trying to make enough money in tips to get bigger ******* to make herself more **** than she already was and for fun. "Here you are Canyon Man. Please don't **** me," she begged. "I'll **** you later," he mumbled between chews like he was Joe Biden with a bladder infection or something. Later, several cops came in and Canyon Man killed them and stole their cop car and drove it to another state (where waitresses weren't getting **** jobs) and hid it in the woods and nobody found it for 10 years.
HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOUR DOG NEEDS A HEART/LUNG TRANSPLANT - Dogs are like people except they can't be drafted into the army. If your dog is weaker than he was a few hours ago it may be time to have his heart and lungs replaced via transplant surgery. A new heart and lungs might be just the thing to get your dog on his feet again. Don't wait! Come to Big Frank's Dog Heart/Lung Transplant Clinic (behind Pizza Hut) and receive a 10%-off coupon on all heart/lung transplants before Easter. And, as always, NO FAT CHICKS!
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