HOW TO GET INVITED TO A PARTY WITH EXOTIC NAKED WOMEN ON AN ISLAND SOMEWHERE - First, make friends with a guy who knows lots of exotic naked women and also owns an island somewhere. Second, force him at gunpoint to invite you to his next party that's attended by exotic naked women. Third, go to the party. Don't forget to take your gun.

WHEN KYLE ENTERED THE BEDROOM at 7 o'clock Betty's intestines tingled and became inflamed with passion. It was like a thorough ****-probe by a navy doctor. "Oh Kyle, if that's your real name, my romantic passion for you is so intense that I could rub the husks off a burlap sack of walnuts with my labials for you!" Betty intoned slavishly. "Of course my name's Kyle you dumb ****!" Kyle fired back uncaringly.