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SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food,
fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when
you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a
****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-
throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no
clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!
Welcome Fred D.M. Watson. What's the D.M. stand for? Dog Manure. Okay, let's move on. Is Wanda G. **** here? Hello Wanda. Does the G. stand for Gabriella? No? It stands for Greasy. Alright. I'm going to my car to get my gun.
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