𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 7

REMEMBER WHERE MURPHY'S MART USED TO BE?

Hey, I remember it: sunk in a muddy sea of
****, eight football fields away from Tiger Bay.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 7

TASTE THE FAKENESS IN OUR FOOD: Food that's more tasteless than a Martin Luther King, Junior look-alike contest among the dead actors of 𝘎𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 7

LIVING THE HIGH LIFE WITH TWENTY-SEVEN DIABETIC NEIGHBORS WHO ARE SICK WITH GONORRHEA AND SYPHILIS

My great grandfather looked like a lot of people. He won 53 Bing Crosby look-alike contests and 12 Martin Luther King, Junior look-alike contests. Now he's dead and he doesn't look like either one of them anymore.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 6

HOW ROACH **** GOT HIS NAME

Roach ****? That's an interesting name. How did you get
it? Well, I grew up in Amsterdam, Holland and as a child
I loved to eat roach **** -- Okay, okay, that's enough!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 6

I PRAY FOR FAVORS - There's nothing unusual about that. Good ovarian health is all part of being fertile while crawling on your stomach like a 2-legged turtle.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 6

BILLY JACK DEFENDS A WOMAN

And then Billy Jack is suddenly injured when a statue of Thomas Jefferson's nephew falls on him in the men's room at Arco and then he rushes out to **** 3 commies who are messing with an Indian woman in an unmanly way, trying to have their fiendish way with her and then it starts to rain and he gets there just in time to rescue Roscoe, his pet duck, that had beak-lock and nearly drowns because it couldn't close its mouth by bringing its beaks together.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 6

PRAYERS TO JESUS ARE THE ONES THAT WORK

I'll pray for you but not for too long because my schedule's full and hectic and my parents are dead and cremated and resting in the ***** of Christ for now and for a long time probably. Dead people are quiet except in ghost-form, then they're noisier than 2 ghetto skanks tearing each other's wigs off at Walmart up front where normal people can see their massive ***** flop around like piglets in a kiddie pool for some reason.