My girlfriend bent over to pick up my other girlfriend who had fallen into a hole when she was drunk on 10 beers 3 hours ago in my back yard, but I don't care anymore because my girlfriend in the hole isn't as pretty as the other one, not even a little bit. My neighbor with 1 foot can't kick anybody out of anywhere because when he lifts his only remaining foot he falls over into a hole if one's nearby.

like a Chinese surgeon,
tripling my chances at love.
Your twin triplet sisters are ****,
doubling my chances at love.
Your twin sister is ****!
I shall shower alone (no police surveillance).


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WAS THE MEANEST ONE IN OHIO

and Tammy hated him more than Negroes hate joblessness and unemployment. "You just wait till Gordon finds out!" She said in a threatening tone that made the gynecologist laugh till his **** exploded because she had secretly fed a ****-*** gerbil a small bomb that was deadly and set to explode the moment the gynecologist pushed it up his ****.

Pope Francis fell out of bed, pulling out a tube or two but he's alright, only a scratch on his left ankle. His closest bishop ordered that the pope's bed be raised on blocks so the next time he falls there will be ample time for Jesus to descend from a cloud to catch him.