𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

You seem crazy-*** dead when a harvest moon's above your ditzy blonde head, like a lesbian ****** in a Holiday Inn bed.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

You look half-*** dead when the blue moon is overhead, like an ex-lesbian werewolf in a rent-to-own bed.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

Listen to what I've always said leech-bled Ed, if you've been fed toxic rye bread you'll turn fire-shed red in bed and drop dead.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

BRAVE MEN WITH SHOVELS

John hated his mother because she was an alcoholic for a long time
before most people were born. 1 day, as mom lay drunk at the
bottom of a small hill, John decided to get help. 500 men
were dispatched with shovels. The digging was relentless.
It took 3 days of 3 eight-hour shifts before the task was
completed. Finally, John and his mother were friends
again: laughing, singing, jumping over
each other like ******* weirdos.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

𝗝𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮'𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

OUR MARRIAGE

is a lie because I hate you more than ever; more than Negroes hate
tipping; more than ex-lesbians hate cucumbers. Yes, if I could go
back and 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 you I would do it faster than Cubans eat bananas.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

NERVOUS ANXIETY IN REVERSE

Relieve tons of tendon-shredding stress from your major groin muscles while swimming to victory in a big race with other swimmers who self-love themselves a lot by using the forces of internal persuasion to trick important foreign-born billionaires into marrying them even if they're men pretending to be women or the other way around. You can do it by utilizing the power of nervous anxiety in reverse!!! To learn more, read a book or take classes at expensive universities until your money is gone and you have to sleep under a tarp in the forest and eat frogs and drink water that frogs ****** in.