𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

"If half the road were made of jam, the other half of bread, how very nice my walk would be!" The greedy infant said. - (Anonymous)

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

FAKING BEING ALIVE

My dead relatives sleepily rot underground a lot while being denied
their redemption from Christ, that above ground they had religious-
ly sought, instead of the white worms & black mildew that they got
after a quick Christian burial in their church cemetery's family plot.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 25

TANYA LOVED TIMMY less since he got out of the army after his nuts got shot off. Timmy just wasn't the same virile guy that he was before his nuts got shot off.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 24

Oh! So, I'm guessing that Joy Reid's hobby of rescuing trapped, crippled children from burning high-rise buildings means nothing here?!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 24

"Remember when you were young how the hero was never hung?" - John Lennon

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 24

I tripped over a billionaire in Burger King's parking lot. He was passed out drunk near the dumpster. I felt sorry for him because he was alone and unloved.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 24

♿ How to survive a wheel chair malfunction.

You're crippled and you can't walk. You're in love with a lawn chair
and you don't own shoes, you rent. Twice in 3 days the mail was late.
You hate the post office so much that you haven't been able to digest hamburger meat since last Christmas. Things are getting messy.