𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 23

WHAT TO DO IF YOU FALL INTO A COMA: (1) Remain calm. (2) Don't panic. (3) Breathe steadily. (4) Abstain from street-***** ***. (5) Number 4 is optional.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 23

THE TO-DO LIST

THAT TED BUNDY LEFT BEHIND

Do nothing. Be less. Travel to Italy. Marry a *****. Become
an amputee. Shoot out a street light. Eat a big can of
Alpo. Have a homosexual punch me in the foot.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 23

"𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴?" - 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗼𝗻

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 23

IT'S NOT THE HEAT! IT'S THE HUMIDITY! "Hold my ****-lips Jesus H. Christ, Junior because I'm crazier than that naked motorcycle chick in 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘗𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 who Barry Newman didn't want to ******!"

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 23

On 15 September 1930 in Hollywood the Rolling Stones (Bud Jamison & Jimmie Adams) recorded "Down by the Old Rio Grande" & "Mountain Angel" (Victor – V-40316). The record was released 5 December 1930. It's available on You Tube.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 23

𝗕𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘆𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗽𝗲𝗹.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 23

😳𝐈𝐅 𝐀 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭? 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐬.