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If they could catch me, Lowe's would spray-paint my *** purple and call me Bonnie for telling you the secret of getting 50%-off the price of marine plywood just by sneaking into the women's room when no one's looking and saying three simple words to Satan. I'll be back later to clue you in. Remember! That's 50%-off, which is the same as paying for 1 sheet of plywood and getting the second one for free (not counting sales tax of course).
John hated his mother because she was an alcoholic for a long time before most people were born. 1 day, as mom lay drunk at the bottom of a small hill, John decided to get help. 500 men were dispatched with shovels. The digging was relentless. It took 3 days of 3 eight-hour shifts before the task was completed. Finally, John and his mother were friends again: laughing, singing, jumping over each other like ******* weirdos.

The Wonderland murders, also known as the Four on the Floor Murders[1] or the Laurel Canyon Murders, are four unsolved murders that occurred in Los Angeles on July 1, 1981.[2] It is assumed that five people were targeted to be killed in the known drug house of the Wonderland Gang, three of whomโ€”Ron Launius, William "Billy" Deverell, and Joy Millerโ€”were present. Launius, Deverell, and Miller, along with the girlfriend of an accomplice, Barbara Richardson, died from extensive blunt-force trauma injuries. Only Launius' wife Susan survived the attack, allegedly masterminded by organized crime figure and nightclub owner Eddie Nash. Nash, his henchman Gregory Diles,[3][4] and **** actor John Holmes were at various times arrested, tried, and acquitted for their involvement in the murders.
What's wrong Donna?! A gynecologist grabbed my ****-flap! Where?!
Behind my thigh. No, I mean where at?! Here, around back. No, I
mean in what place? In a clinic? Yes, at the Donna Reed Memorial
****-Flap Clinic. Are you alright? Yes, just a little sore.
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