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Bob & Marge loved Negroes a lot. They had trained a dozen for the Big Bob & Marge Carnival. Many dark mornings before dawn Bob could be heard yelling at them while fat Marge prepared carp & floor-sweepings for breakfast. โ€œHurry up Bob!โ€ She'd yell like a crazy maniac and Bob would put down his whip and come a-runnin.' โ€œYou's so fine,โ€ he'd say while grabbing a fistful of Marge's fragrant lard-***. Pretty Stella sat down because her moist Kotex slipped south. โ€œ**** you Bob,โ€ she muttered as a dozen Negroes finished their breakfast of carp & floor-sweepings. โ€œQuiet,โ€ Bob whispered. โ€œIf Marge finds out about our secret love affair she'll **** all of my Negroes.โ€ Stella smiled with such force that 3 of her shiny back teeth exploded. โ€œJesus H. Christ!โ€ She exclaimed. โ€œThat really hurt me!โ€ Bob giggled girlishly causing 10 million hormones to go bonkers. โ€œOh no!โ€ He screamed. โ€œI'm becoming a woman โ€“ a real one with a ***** and fallopian tubes and everything!โ€ Later, after his hormones had stopped, Bob ate 2 full bowls of worm guts. I don't know why he did that. Marge sensed that Bob was having ****** retaliations with Stella a lot so she installed a hidden camera in Stella's ****** just in case. One night the moon was very romantic so Bob touched Stella's picturesque ****** romantically and suddenly Marge's voice came out of it. โ€œI got you now Bob!โ€ It said and Bob couldn't believe it. โ€œStella!โ€ He said. โ€œI just heard Marge's voice coming out of your ******!โ€ Upon hearing it too Stella laughed, but cautiously because of her teeth. Suddenly there was a huge explosion at Texaco: several flaming homosexuals were killed in the men's room. Stella was saddened by the news and sought out Bob's totally-**** body for comfort. โ€œKiss me Bob hard,โ€ she begged, but he was really extremely hesitant, not knowing which end of Stella was currently talking.
THE EXPECTED DEATH OF A CHIHUAHUA - Chico's internal dog molecules farted out at 7 o'clock. His life of being a living dog is over. His dog estate amounts to nothing. There will be no claims by interlopers or lost lovers or secret wives. Chico's in dog limbo where dead dogs are stored. Nobody on this side knows what's next.
๐—œ ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚
๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ
๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€
๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ธ-๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€
Suzy Parker was an American model and actress active from 1947 until 1970. Her modeling career reached its zenith during the 1950s, when she appeared on the covers of dozens of magazines and in advertisements and movie and television roles. Wikipedia
Born: October 28, 1932, Long Island City, New York, NY
Died: May 3, 2003 (age 70 years), Montecito, CA
Height: 5โ€ฒ 10โ€ณ
Children: Georgia de la Salle, Dinah Dillman, Charles Dillman, Christopher Dillman
Spouse: Bradford Dillman (m. 1963โ€“2003), Pierre de la Salle (m. 1958โ€“1961), Charles Staton (m. 1950โ€“1953)
Parents: Elizabeth Parker, George Parker
Are you an active woman? Yes, I am. How active? Really active. More active than Curly from the Three Stooges? A little bit. A little bit what? More active. Are you into arm wrestling. No. Me neither. How about miniature golf? No. You said you were active? I am, just not in the things you mentioned. Okay, fair enough. Have you ever seen a Walmart manager dig a tunnel under the garden department? No. Look! You claim to be an active woman! I am. When will Grainger stop pushing farm equipment parts on You Tube? Never!
What kind of coffee is this? It's Cool Lesbian Roast. I blended it myself. It's great. It's got a cool, lesbian-roasted quality to it. Thanks, I appreciate the compliment even though I'm not a lesbian. Well neither am I! Would you like another cup? I sure would! This is the greatest lesbian-blended coffee I've ever had and I ought to know, let me tell you! Hey, wait a minute! You said that you're not a lesbian! I'm not.
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