I don't know the difference between 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 and 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘺 and I don't know why what the temperature 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 is relevant to anyone. I told a gallon of milk that although the old fridge is forty-two degrees, it feels like thirty-four, but the milk wouldn't listen and curdled long before its expiration date. I'm done talking to milk. It was fun at first but now it just breaks my heart.

LEARNING WHAT REAL LOVE IS WITH MY UNCLE - My dad loved to build helicopters for desperately-poor people who couldn't afford more than 1 helicopter no matter how hard they worked. 1 day, as World War 13 was ending, father decided to **** everyone within a 4,000-mile radius of his helicopter factory. Mom was impressed. "Why don't you start off slowly by killing everyone within 2,500 miles and crippling everyone else until Jesus comes back to finish what you started?" She asked as her mini-skirt inched so far north that even hitch-hikers with poor vision could tell where her labial ***** were clawed raw from a polar bear fight that happened in eastern Canada 2 days before.

Yes my dearest Natashka, another full year of merciless beatings & deprivation has ended with 1 day off so that six of my more critical injuries can be medically mended. I'll need a blood transfusion plus
a leg splint, an upper torso cast & 8 pounds of ice & I'll need it fast.