𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jan 7

𝗜 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂
𝘀𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲
𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗲𝘀
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝟯𝟲 𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗸-𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀

Suzy Parker was an American model and actress active from 1947 until 1970. Her modeling career reached its zenith during the 1950s, when she appeared on the covers of dozens of magazines and in advertisements and movie and television roles. Wikipedia
Born: October 28, 1932, Long Island City, New York, NY
Died: May 3, 2003 (age 70 years), Montecito, CA
Height: 5′ 10″
Children: Georgia de la Salle, Dinah Dillman, Charles Dillman, Christopher Dillman
Spouse: Bradford Dillman (m. 1963–2003), Pierre de la Salle (m. 1958–1961), Charles Staton (m. 1950–1953)
Parents: Elizabeth Parker, George Parker

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jan 7

˙noʎ ǝǝs uɐɔ ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ ǝɹǝɥʍ snq ǝɥʇ uo ʇou ʇnq 'ɟlǝsɹnoʎ ǝʌol 'pɐǝɥɐ o⅁

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jan 7

IT COULD HAPPEN BUT IT WON'T!

Are you an active woman? Yes, I am. How active? Really active. More active than Curly from the Three Stooges? A little bit. A little bit what? More active. Are you into arm wrestling. No. Me neither. How about miniature golf? No. You said you were active? I am, just not in the things you mentioned. Okay, fair enough. Have you ever seen a Walmart manager dig a tunnel under the garden department? No. Look! You claim to be an active woman! I am. When will Grainger stop pushing farm equipment parts on You Tube? Never!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jan 7

Cool Lesbian Roast

What kind of coffee is this? It's Cool Lesbian Roast. I blended it myself. It's great. It's got a cool, lesbian-roasted quality to it. Thanks, I appreciate the compliment even though I'm not a lesbian. Well neither am I! Would you like another cup? I sure would! This is the greatest lesbian-blended coffee I've ever had and I ought to know, let me tell you! Hey, wait a minute! You said that you're not a lesbian! I'm not.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jan 6

With God's anointment, Billy Graham preachily did preach, “When God commands me, I shall pick His mung beans by Godly means!”

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jan 6

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘆! 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢! ᴄʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏɴᴛ ɪꜱ ᴇᴀꜱʏ! ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ ⁱˢ ᵉᵃˢʸ! ¡ʎsɐǝ sı ʇuoɟ ǝɥʇ ɓuıɓuɐɥƆ

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jan 6

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒

I don't know the difference between 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 and 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘺 and I don't know why what the temperature 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 is relevant to anyone. I told a gallon of milk that although the old fridge is forty-two degrees, it feels like thirty-four, but the milk wouldn't listen and curdled long before its expiration date. I'm done talking to milk. It was fun at first but now it just breaks my heart.