LEARNING WHAT REAL LOVE IS WITH MY UNCLE - My dad loved to build helicopters for desperately-poor people who couldn't afford more than 1 helicopter no matter how hard they worked. 1 day, as World War 13 was ending, father decided to **** everyone within a 4,000-mile radius of his helicopter factory. Mom was impressed. "Why don't you start off slowly by killing everyone within 2,500 miles and crippling everyone else until Jesus comes back to finish what you started?" She asked as her mini-skirt inched so far north that even hitch-hikers with poor vision could tell where her labial ***** were clawed raw from a polar bear fight that happened in eastern Canada 2 days before.

Yes my dearest Natashka, another full year of merciless beatings & deprivation has ended with 1 day off so that six of my more critical injuries can be medically mended. I'll need a blood transfusion plus
a leg splint, an upper torso cast & 8 pounds of ice & I'll need it fast.

𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐘'𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 - Ken kept his used chemicals in used chemical tanks till **** Kelly showed him a better way. "Here," she motioned towards her *****, "is where the action is." Ken didn't know what to say because he thought that the first sentence coming after 𝑲𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝑲𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚 would be about chemicals.

I'll choose a chewy Cuban ****** chaos for chewin' chewy carrots
with Castro's 1959 call for a cruel & cruddy Marxian vegetarianism
that'd be Cuba's revolutionary means to spoil Haitian egalitarianism.