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"You'll never catch me!" Monica boasted as she self-dragged her lard *** across the street to Monica Bay. "Get her!" Police chief Wilkins yelled through the bull horn, even though it was too late because the bomb that Monica had inserted into the gerbil that Wilkins had inserted up his *** for ****** gratification was set to explode in 4 seconds. No one in town blamed Monica for the tragedy because exploding ****** gerbils were common in that part of Ohio and several Ohio police chiefs had died the week before from the same thing. "The exploding ****** gerbil problem has gotten out of hand!" Doris *** Plunge wrote on the wall of a Texaco men's room stall 13 weeks earlier but no one cared because she was from southwest Indiana where lots of ex-lesbians lived mega-quiet lives of ****** desperation.
Ken kept his used chemicals in used chemical tanks till **** Kelly showed him a better way. "Here," she motioned towards her *****, "is where the action is." Ken didn't know what to say because he thought that the first sentence coming after 𝑲𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝑲𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚 would be about chemicals.
John Wayne Mixson (June 16, 1922 – July 8, 2020) served as the 12th lieutenant governor of Florida from 1979 to 1987, and as the 39th 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 in January 1987.

Kenneth Hood "Buddy" MacKay, Jr. (March 22, 1933 – December 31, 2024) served as the 42nd 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭𝟮, 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟴, 𝘁𝗼 𝗝𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟱, 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟵, upon the death of Lawton Chiles.

John Milton (April 20, 1807 – April 1, 1865) was governor of Florida through most of the American Civil War. In his final message to the state legislature as the war was ending, he declared that death would be preferable to reunion with the North. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, his son Jefferson Davis Milton was a toddler.
Tammy's classical beauty made Tina & Tanya so jealous that each of them had several cosmetic surgeries to uplift their jowls and nether regions and *****. "I can't see the man getting hit by the cannon ball!" Tanya exclaimed in a panic at the circus that was being held to raise money to fight crippled children. "Your labial lips have been lifted too high," Tina replied.
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