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𝗜 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂
𝘀𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲
𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗲𝘀
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝟯𝟲 𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗸-𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀
We shared something,
something special!
Diphtheria.
Yes, okay,
diphtheria.
AND HIS REGAL GLAND

Every man wants to have a prostate examination with King
Charles. Imagine the thrill of it all! Sitting there with a
dumb, ****** look on your face as a doctor slips on
gloves to probe your pimply ***. Fantastic!
See 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙡 𝙈𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 starring Fred Bowel Movement as Max Shield, with Julian Lennon, Junior as Wick Henderson. Trouble is a 4-letter word for Max as he barely learns how to understand "a real woman" (played by Link O. Ventilator). "Do you know what it's like to love 3 men at a picnic after the baked beans are gone?" Miss V asks Max, who's practically dead by this time. "I loved the movie, especially the brief parts with Julian Lennon, Junior." - Coal Fixture (art critic)
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