Let God lengthen and straighten it (before it's too late)! Of what benefit is this curvature that allows you to point to Mexico when you're facing Canada? Does it make peeing around corners easier? Does it push mosquitos off their flight paths? Pray for divine intervention.
“If you'll trust me just once I won't have to buy a second pregnancy test,” I informed. “I will. Besides, in the end, it'll all be worth it, the ointment – everything.”
𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓: Walking around all day with their big ***** hanging out! It's like they're crazy or something! Some- thing awkward, something in the night that's gone wrong, 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 than normal, more normal than what's wrongful.
The government: a baby is a baby sometimes. A man is a woman and a woman is a man or both or neither or today but not tomorrow...or at the same time which is simultaneously and concurrently in an indirectly direct way or vicky-verky.