Let God lengthen and straighten it (before it's too late)! Of what benefit is this curvature that allows you to point to Mexico when you're facing Canada? Does it make peeing around corners easier? Does it push mosquitos off their flight paths? Pray for divine intervention.

The government: a baby is a baby sometimes. A man is a woman and a woman is a man or both or neither or today but not tomorrow...or at the same time which is simultaneously and concurrently in an indirectly direct way or vicky-verky.