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were gal pals before becoming ex-lesbians 10 years before. "I've had a blast since becoming an ex-lesbian," Tina stated on a car loan form that, upon approval, would entitle her to lots of cash-back or what's behind curtain number two.
I cling to your nether regions when I wear tight britches to make insanely jealous my black hoes & white *******. Your face lights up with the biggest smile when I miss you by inches with jagged floor tile. I can't blame you for urgent life preservation, as my grandma escaped from a Choctaw reservation. Forget me when I'm dead, gone & buried in my grave or the kicks to your midriff that I lovingly gave. I reference Merriam-Webster in Catholic mass, with each page I wipe my careless cares away.
Β Β  I love your lard *** & its Nigerian splash-back when I'm not under red alert *** gas attack. Give me specialized, cowardly re-treat treatment while I'm navigating the subtle history of what my elevated toilet seat meant.
THE MOMENT THAT ELTON JOHN BECAME A HOMOSEXUAL seemed like a normal moment, at least the one before did. Elton was just sitting on a lawn chair doing nothing strange when a **** man bent over in front of him to pull up his socks. "Oh my!" Elton exclaimed, prompting the **** man to turn around. "Hello. My name's Julian. Are you a homosexual too?" He asked in a homosexy voice. "I am now!" Elton answered in a way that made him divorce his wife and write the song "Tiny Dancer."
In her state of jumbled jungle-love any monkey could take her at 18
through 34. It might take forever, if not longer, for a ****** **** to
wrong her because she's translucent in her whiteness with fine teeth
& 2 strong thighs, Frenched lips & an intact vaginal structure, curly
toes & a twitch symptomatic of a palsied right eye plus a moist port
of entry for finger pie. Her nose rents with ease after each allergical
sneeze that requires a rescue from a Teresa Teng-asthmatic wheeze.
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Example: There’s a guy named Ray whom I suspect is totally gay.
Gay poetry in all its gayety! Here follows yet another
shocking taste: Our local barber: Tomer Mexual, was
an obvious homosexual.
   What must we do to ebb the tide of gay poetry? See the
next example then decide: Steve used to bang his girlfriend
Jen, now he’s banging exclusively men.
   Must we read about the gay life in graphic gay poetry? If you believe not lookie here! My love for my beautiful maiden lass isn’t as strong as it is for some guy’s ***. Disturbing! Gay poetry is all around us, it’s in our soup, our thermometers, yes, even our underwear. To learn more send $47 to Gay Poetry: "The Homosexuals’ Guide to Poetry"; 1621 Gay Way; Go-Gay, Arkansas.
   Just in time for Xmas! U.S. post ofc.-issued gay
stamps commemorating 200 years of ******.
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