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And from here the smashed coffee beans are transported by
belts to "cleaning cellars" where filthy zombies rub dog
blood on them before each bean is inspected by a
qualified vampire who inserts them
manually into a witch's ****.
"IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY TILL YOU DIE!" Santa told his
black husband on the North Pole that was romantically referred
to as Santa's south pole. "I'm like Martin Luther King, Junior
and I'm not gay!" Santa's husband protested as several elves
tied him to a reindeer like he was Ed Asner's lost boyfriend.
SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food,
fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when
you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a
****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-
throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no
clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!
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