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While you're in Alabama making exciting *****
movies with 3 ex-bus drivers, I'm in Ohio
fighting crippled children. Now, who
do you think is more likely to win the
United Way Award for bettering the
community? Not you! That's for sure!
DO YOU WANT ME TO BURY YOUR DOG OR NOT? No. He's not dead. So what? He's not dead. Are you planning on living forever? Jesus said, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩. Jesus said that? Yes. He wants me to bury dogs to help people who are unempploed. What about jobless people? Shut up! No! You shut up! What's unempploed? It's when you don't have a job. No, it ain't. Of course it is. Use it in a sentence. Okay. 𝘔𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘉𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨. It ain't spelled like that. It is where I come from. Okay. Where's that? Unempploed, Alaska. It's 45 miles from Ankorage. Ankorage? Yes. That's how it's spelled on the map.
Shall we not rot apart before rotting together?
Shall we not twist to bend like a burning feather?
Shall we not swell to bursting in tropical weather?
These facts mean less than nothing as they boil no steel
hoppers of wet, creamed corn nor do they butter up
a squirmy nun's drippy, finger-probed muffin.
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