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Giant mermaid doll - 50 to 100 times bigger than a school bus. Comes with wide wheels and blimp landing gear. I sailed her to the Aleutian Islands and back 4 summers ago with no difficulty while using my wife as a flotation device. Call now to receive 45%-off before Easter (55%-off after Easter).
in an avalanche with artificial monkeys in it. We kissed too soon at your mother's funeral when everyone was watching us. That's why I can never look at a dead crone again with the same lust and desire.
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