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Nothing here but the present,
Nothing behind but the past,
Nothing ahead but the future,
My gosh, how long will it last?
                 — Unknown
I was living in the woods with stinking, ****** hippies when a
hippie poured for me a glass of municipal water. Even though I
didn't see what the big deal was, I've not drank city water since.
Is that Jimi Hendrix? No, it's only a rotting oak tree stump. ****!
I pulled a monstrous flea from my 10-pound chihuahua. Now
he walks the straight path with ease. So? It was your bowling
ball that knocked down my 9 pin! We ain't spoken since
your neck got broken. New pop musically allocates
no room for my line: "Wait for me, slow-poke!"
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