𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

LONGING FOR A LOVER WITH CLAWS - Grandpa's been dead awhile, so I scooted him over to the left to make room for you. The cemetery guy said, "go ahead" so I "unmushed" grandma in the adjoining coffin "just in case."

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

Our romance was like an apple tree

in an avalanche with artificial monkeys in it. We kissed too soon at your mother's funeral when everyone was watching us. That's why I can never look at a dead crone again with the same lust and desire.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

LARGE CRANE FOR SALE! Can be used for hoisting millionaires high up in the air and threatening to drop them if they don't give you all their money! Buy now and receive 25%-off plus a free puppy!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐇-𝟔𝟒 𝐀𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

█ █ █ I want to kiss you in places where you haven't been kissed before, at the bowling alley & in the empty lot where Woolco used to be.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

YOU SUPER-GLUED MY **** TO THE ROOF OF YOUR YACHT and wouldn't let me get off till we saw the Loch Ness Monster that was plagued by a cough.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

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Nothing here but the present,
Nothing behind but the past,
Nothing ahead but the future,
My gosh, how long will it last?
— Unknown