I was living in the woods with stinking, ****** hippies when a
hippie poured for me a glass of municipal water. Even though I
didn't see what the big deal was, I've not drank city water since.
Is that Jimi Hendrix? No, it's only a rotting oak tree stump. ****!

I pulled a monstrous flea from my 10-pound chihuahua. Now
he walks the straight path with ease. So? It was your bowling
ball that knocked down my 9 pin! We ain't spoken since
your neck got broken. New pop musically allocates
no room for my line: "Wait for me, slow-poke!"

𝙻𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚂 𝙴𝙽𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚁!

This thing really enhanced my *****! I woke up and I wasn't dead
or anything, but my ***** was enormous. I showed everybody
at the bank and they were so surprised, especially in the lobby
but not so much in the drive-through (those chicks are wacked).