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noticed that Tanya's twin **** shook when she became an
Alaskan cook 'cause it was so cold in the sea that nobody
could *** without freezing off their genitals a lot,
the 90% who rented & the 10% who bought.

My Lai massacre
Main article: My Lai massacre
On March 16, 1968, Calley led around 100 soldiers of Charlie company into the village of My Lai. Although they faced no resistance, they entered the village shooting. They murdered hundreds of civilians consisting mostly of South Vietnamese elderly men, women, children, and infants using automatic weapons, grenades and bayonets. Infants and children were killed with bayonets, and females were ***** and shot.[10]

The official American estimate of those murdered was 347, but a Vietnamese memorial at the site lists 504 names, with ages ranging from 1 to 82.[10] In the My Lai museum in Vietnam, a marble plaque lists the names and ages of the victims. The count of the dead is a total of 504 people from 247 families. Of these, 24 families lost everyone โ€“ three generations, no survivors. Included in the 504 were 60 elderly men, and 282 women (17 of whom were pregnant). A total of 173 children were killed; 53 were infants.[11]
I won't be renting an old woman for Christmas. Last year, the one I rented crapped-out and fell off my balcony. I was so upset that I hid her corpse for 5 months. This year I'm considering leasing 3 Mexican families on a trial basis. If I have to, I can always switch to Venezuelan convicts.
"๐“๐ซ๐ฒ๐œ๐จ๐ฑ๐š๐ ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ž๐ณ๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ," ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ง๐ฎ๐ง'๐ฌ ๐›๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐š๐ข๐, ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐œ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐. "๐ˆ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ž ๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ก ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™€๐™œ๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™ฉ ๐ญ๐จ๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ," ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ฎ๐ง ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐.

HYPER-OBESE HOMOSEXUAL COUPLE USES ANCIENT HOMOSEXUAL WEIGHT-LOSS TRICKS TO SAVE THEIR HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE! And you can too! Ever wonder why homosexual couples are so thin? It's not from going to church, that's for sure. Meet Steve and Debbie, 2 homosexuals: 1 man, 1 woman, who've found the secret to slimming down. Debbie: "When I first married Steve, I weighed 340 pounds and he weighed 375. We decided that the time was right to have a baby, and that we would need to lose 200 pounds each." Steve: "Debbie's right about that! The truth was: we were just too heavy, so I took action. The first thing I did was quit my job and commit 3 acts of arson. While in prison I became a Christian." Debbie: "Steve's 45-year prison term taught me several valuable lessons." Steve: "I'm a homosexual again! Can you believe it?!" Debbie: "Oh no! What will my lezzy lover think?!"
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