FOR SALE: portable building...would make a perfect detention cell for 1 to 3 hitch-hikers/stragglers or this building could be converted to a venereal disease testing/treatment clinic: $1,250...also: large sculpture of a woman with glandular tumors made of sandstone: $400...also: 34 amputated Russian Mafia thumbs preserved in *****: $200.

When I was young I thunk Chicklet was quite the sassy, saucy dish:
double stitching ******, stripping for money, eating discounted fish
and majoring in alcoholics while imitating crapped-out Lillian Gish
******* on Easter portraits to the wall as that was her Easter wish.