𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

(͡๏̯͡๏)

It's because I care, not
because I give a ****.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

WHAT COMES AFTER WHAT'S NEXT?

Negroids will swarm into the country like locusts, ravaging all
things; taking liberties with snow queens; slathering vegetables
with hot pepper sauce; stretching out 10-pack packs of ******
with their enormous schlongs. And, Jesus will return
to wage war on the marauders: taking back the
******; diluting the hot sauce; dressing
the wounds of pink-nippled maidens.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

A rich man has died tuning forks with grape jelly, his arms were stiff, his chubby thighs & beer belly. He laughed his final **** & farted his latest laugh, after entertaining worthless nurses of the medical staff.

☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰
☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰☤ ✝ ⚰

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

Kmart will return!

THE SNOW FELL LIKE IVORY SNOW SOAP FLAKES on Kate & Jake as they made passionately-**** love behind an abandoned Kmart. "I wish Kmart were fiscally sound again," Kate mumbled after Jake touched bottom. "Easy," Jake warned, "Kmart's downward spiral began with 2 desperate lovers hitting their gynecological bottom while snow fell like Ivory Snow soap flakes on their passionately-**** bodies." Kate smiled at that, pleased that Jake's passionate concern for Kmart sizzled like red-hot tangerines in the belly of his soul.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

"𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞.” -- 𝐆. 𝐄𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

"𝗚𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗺." — 𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 (𝟭𝟳𝟵𝟲)