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I will block you today & then I will unblock you tomorrow.
I'll feed you Ex-Lax secretly with no regret and no
sorrow. That's what I meant by "unblock."
FIFTY-SIX FORMS OF VIOLENCE THAT COULD INJURE A LESBIAN WITHOUT HER EVER, OR EVEN, KNOWING IT: Lesbians are just like normal people who enjoy lesbianism. 1 day, while I was walking home from a lesbian get-together, I was attacked by 13 ex-lesbians armed with tranquilizer guns. When I woke up 32 hours later 1 of the ex-lesbians had assumed my identity and was raising my children and having *** with my husband "her way." Boy, was I ever ******!
Against the window Webster heard drenched hormones gnawing and gnashing like he was in Israel again killing bad people in nursing homes. "I don't like the sound of that," young Marla moaned lasciviously as her hefty ******* ****** to and fro. "Look at me!" Clyde demanded. "Your ******* are wild and must be tamed or else we're all going to die!" No one knew what he meant by that. "Clyde, that is the weirdest thing in the world, what you said," youthful Brad Dillman muttered. "I agree," Big Nig Hopkins chimed in. "Alright, everybody CHILL! I'm going to release anti-hormone aerosols now to **** what's outside!" Doctor Hector O'Malley exclaimed while his big nuts oscillated to and fro in time with Marla's hefty *******. Finally, the drenched hormone monster was gone and everyone whipped out their ******* and ******. "I think we're going to make it!" Duke the pie stocker proclaimed authoritatively as the river rose to a critical flood stage that presented a new threat to these brave explorers.
WITH SANDWICH BAGS TO STEAL
SOUP FROM THE BUFFET...

Got any of those sack-loads of **** that are so popular everywhere these days? Yes! Just got a million sack-loads of them 10 minutes ago. May I see them? Are you a cop? No. Well I am! You're under arrest for your "sack-load of **** inquiry" which is punishable with a mandatory penectomy plus your collection of green stamp books! Oh no! Not my green stamp books?! Take my *****, just don't take my green stamps!
Cody Smith  11h
You're still up to this? Posting everyday for nobody? What's the deal?

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 π˜‰π˜¦π˜³π˜­π˜ͺ𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺  9h
You're still up to this? Posting everyday for nobody? What's the deal?

Cody Smith  6h
I don't post every day. You seem to hate everyone, that ***** for you.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 π˜‰π˜¦π˜³π˜­π˜ͺ𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺  4h
I don't post every day. You seem to hate everyone, that ***** for you.

Cody Smith  5m
I know you're staring at your phone, reading this and taking the effort to highlight the text, copy and paste it into the message box to send to me.

All that effort wouldn't be worth it to someone who doesn't care. You've been here for years and you don't seem to want to communicate with anybody. Why?

Cody Smith  3m
I genuinely apologize for being rude to you. You've been rude to me before so I was being petty.
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