𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Nov 2024

Burt Lancaster stars in 𝙇𝙖𝙬𝙢𝙖𝙣. He's 50% law and 50% man. He loves women and they love him a lot. One woman thought she could tame him but she was wrong and now she's dead.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Nov 2024

SMALL TRAILER FOR SALE! Great temporary housing for 10 midgets on a budget or 2 normal-sized people. Call now to receive 45%-off, but only till Arbor Day.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Nov 2024

🌞 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Nov 2024

🐘🐘🐘 ½

𝗣𝘂𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝘂𝘀-𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽-𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝘂𝘁𝘁-
𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵! 𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗳 𝗱𝗼𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸, 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿, 𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗽 & 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱, 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆, 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.
"𝗜𝗳 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴!" 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱'𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝟭𝟯
𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹, 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗽 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗻.
𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗼'𝘀 𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗩𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗿 𝗣𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻, 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗶 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Nov 2024

NOVEMBER HIGHLIGHT

I met a "married" twosome of ****-divers last week, 1 is a school
teacher (all legs & lipstick) & the other 1 sells water filtration gadgets.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Nov 2024

BEET-TALL POLE

I don't remember your bone being so bony? Have you had Aunt
Joan bone-reduction surgery or what? Is this your real artificial
leg? Paul McCartney loved an amputee once and now
look at her: 1.5 legs and no Beatle to sleep with.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Nov 2024

THE END IS NEAR!

Ball-twisting fun can be yours for 23%-off or no money down. Just pay 45 easy payments of $57 per week for 72 weeks or $99 per day for 3 years and you'll be sitting pretty in the most comfortable chair ever made! Built by dangerous Pygmy cannibals on an island somewhere, this chair features a built-in meat grinder and sinew stripper! You'll be eating people raw in no time with no questions asked, so hurry now or go to bed alone with an ex-lesbian with short fingers.