Joe enjoyed fishing and hunting ***** as a hobby till he met Mona, the world's fattest woman ever. She was bigger than several minor gods in South America. One day she fell off the toilet and injured 3 plumbers who were just minding their own business at the time. Joe saved their lives with C.P.R. and then got hit by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour. Mona continued to eat through her grief till the blood bank exploded. Many people were hurt and needed blood but there wasn't any left due to the explosion. Mona waddled over to the toilet apprehensively like a crazy ***** whose boyfriend Jamaal was nowhere to be found. Later, after she emptied her bowels by 90% in 3 minutes, she had a sudden craving for a big Denny's grand slam breakfast like the cops love with ham and floor sweepings and used toilet paper and toilet bowl crud and worms that were smashed on the sidewalk and gopher guts and rat liver.

following English-language rules creates, in time, a new
mongrelized/pidginized/gutterized version of the
English language that effectively makes the
literature of our ancestors unreadable
& indecipherable.