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How would you like to live underwater with my brother? Don't take your bra off yet! It's not easy to live there. My brother is deaf but still enjoys swimming when sharks are eating his feet. Don't be afraid of that. You can throw rocks at them.
"White Mice" by the Mo-Dettes
Track 17 on "The Story So Far" {1981)

Smile so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone
A smile like yours should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun
And there's a lot of other things about you that I like
The only thing that's lacking is a thousand c.c. bike

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

Your **** is tight and moves alright, your eyes are big and blue
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐—ณ ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น ๐—œ'๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚
But I'm naughty, sweet and haughty, forward with it too
So come and visit then kiss it, like only lovers do!

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

I'm not dumb, I'm on the run for someone sweet and tasty
Young men always turn my head and can't help acting hasty
Now it's said, it's straight to bed, no need to make it harder
I believe in plenty of nice things to stock my larder

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one
Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one
IS CRACKED AND STAINED and older than my dog Pokey who's 16. It all began 23 years ago when my grandmother and me were camping high above the Grand Canyon in Arizona on a rainy night. We had just said our nightly prayers, removed our dentures and were ready to sleep when a gang of mountain lions came out of nowhere (just like motorcyclists) and jumped on our tent, collapsing it instantly. In the darkness I grabbed grandma as a meat-offering because these cats were hungry. "Shut up! I have another grandmother!" I exclaimed during the excitement to calm granny down which didn't work anyway.
Perverse monkeys may pig pork you with monkey bananas to make
you monkey-gay in a monkey zoo on Pork me Gay it's Monkey Day
& they may make a gay monkey out of you in gay pig-monkey play,
but as long as you peel them just before they ripen you will be okay

Good-bye! I will not ever forget you! What's your name again?
Disney's got maglev & the nips are extracting hydrogen
from water to run glorified golf carts.
I care, but not much.
I walk, without a crutch.
I ****, just for the thrill.
The wrong pill will make you ill.
Tammy died for Tommy's sins.
It ain't a catfish without the catfish fins.
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