IN A DISH WASHER TO SAVE TIME as Tammy applied make-up with a chain saw. "Hurry, or we'll be late for the dog-******* contest!" Jim yelled from the balcony as hordes of Hawaiians marched into the sea.

ARE EX-LOVERS FOREVER - Molly was an ex-lesbian who enjoyed long walks on the beach, eating coleslaw with her uncle and drinking from buckets. One day, as she was shaving both legs, there was a knock on the door. It was Dexter, her ex-lover. "Dexter! What do you want?!" Molly asked as the towel slipped from her **** body. "Sorry," she whispered. "That's okay. I see tons of naked ex-lesbians every day!" Dexter exclaimed moments before walking away. "I wonder what he meant by that?" Molly wondered.