I almost had a heart attack when you enrolled in heart doctor school because you were always so dumb and everything. Yes, that's true but I won't be so dumb after I graduate. Where are you going to be a heart doctor? Oh, all over the place I suppose. How about Alaska? They have a need for extra heart doctors up there. How come? Because of the weather. I was hoping to be a heart doctor in France but first, of course, I'll have to learn French, but that should be easy because I love French toast so much. I'm glad you're not crazy about human flesh because then you'd have to be a heart doctor on Cannibal Island.

Here, take this fast-acting laxative before sitting on my stool. My oh my, your stool's softly soft. Well, that's because of a mystical stool softener that ancient carpenters used back when Jesus was touring the country. Yes, I've heard of it. It's still popular amongst bikini enthusiasts on Radio Beach in Alice Town. Yes. that's the place. Lovely weather, no snow storms or glaciers.

EXPERIENCE! I'm a Mafia Gynecologist before it's too late! Starring Ray McAnally as Donald Heath, with Colby Runt as Nick Longman and **** Cavitt as Nick's mysterious cousin Ramsay.

Joey knew that it was important to respect people who were gay or Mexican because his uncle was. "I'll always remain in Mexico where I can be a gay Mexican," his uncle said in Spanish (even had it put on a license plate). Timmy, also, understood the difference between Guatemalan and lesbian and would never say: "I'm traveling to Guatemala next week to take lesbian lessons."

Bruce Lee was wringing out his ****** in a water fountain when Sherlock Holmes snuck up from behind and kicked the **** out him. The story wasn't covered by the corporate news agencies for political reasons.