...a fat woman farts in the distance as 13 muscle-bound Haitian Negroes apply for E.B.T. cards after watching a dozen ****** with loose morals dance in underpants at a bus stop while several healthy dogs are treated for fleas & ticks at the "animal shelter" before being gassed to death.

or "Living a ****-Free Life in a Town with Too many Toilets" by Sarah Brushburn & Annie Winkle-**** (a Joe Biden Public Pool Adventure) - Dear Diary: Life on top of a gay man was strenuous for youthful Uncle Bosie who battled Pygmy cannibals all his life, but he didn't ***** about it because his sister was an ex-lesbian and so was his wife Nancy F. Pelosi. "Give me a kiss to test my poly-vinyl lip-fillers!" Nancy demanded as huge gerbils tickled her bowels with a brutal ferocity that could've killed Richard Gere in fewer than 7 seconds. "Here you go Italian lover!" Bosie exclaimed before planting a mega-**** kiss on Nancy's lips that involved full-tongue contact. "Oh my!" Nancy exclaimed as huge gerbils ran down her **** into Lake Huron like crazy.