𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

My gym teacher was half-gay and half-lesbian. Everybody was afraid of her except 1 girl who was half-lesbian. Somehow, she understood.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

"𝓦𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓯 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓽, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓯 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓽." – 𝓢𝓽. 𝓐𝓾𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

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HOW TO GET INVITED TO A PARTY WITH EXOTIC NAKED WOMEN ON AN ISLAND SOMEWHERE - First, make friends with a guy who knows lots of exotic naked women and also owns an island somewhere. Second, force him at gunpoint to invite you to his next party that's attended by exotic naked women. Third, go to the party. Don't forget to take your gun.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

Witches spread filth. They are NOT ladies!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

“𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝.” ― 𝐘𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚, 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙠

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

I KEEP FINDING BULLETS LODGED IN MY NECK! I think someone's trying to **** me!

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

A LARGE NUMBER OF WOMEN

I saw you hanging out with 300 women yesterday. That's a lot
of women. I'm not jealous or anything. I just feel that 300 is
excessive, that's all. 200 would be more reasonable. Even
150's plenty it seems to me. But what do I know? The
average man can handle 200 women per
week, I heard. 300 is too many.