Like a tall bride with her head chopped off by Ted Bundy, Clara Wilkins formed small words because her tongue was numb. Cliff Watson, the most handsome man in her life, entered the hospital room. "Don't worry. Your head has been sewn back on and it's okay. You'll likely have neck-stiffness till the muscles shrink back to normal dimensions," he said with a soothing voice that reminded her of Ted Bundy.

Last April I faced radical surgery that entailed the amputation of an arm at the shoulder & the removal of 4 ribs. The odds of survival were slim but still I wanted to be, for my mail man, the best unlicensed surgeon ever.

Perfect for dumping. Needs rear axle. Solid as Iraq. Not good for storing pudding in. Has ******-Guard to protect ******. No need for extra fluffing. Comes with lotion and rounded rods.

"Your ***** bounce like ping pong ***** when you're using the jack hammer to break concrete," the boss informed Tyrone, the newest jack hammer operator. "Yes, my ***** respond to the jerkiness of the jack hammer by bouncing," Tyrone acknowledged. "Well, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to have your ***** examined by a high school gym teacher," the boss informed Tyrone.