Tanya marveled at the new billboard NEGROES MAKE THE BEST LOVERS along state road 23 when she was in the brambles taking a wee ***. "Do they rank high on love's list?" She secretly asked herself after she ******. Later, when her T.V. dinner was through, she questioned Tyrone because surely he knew whether Negroes are good when it comes to the type of lovin' that will quickly put a baby in mama's uterine oven.

While I was eating a whole peanut butter & jelly-fish sandwich with my half-brother I thought about the past full year that brought me here: the parachute-folding lessons with my ex-gynecologist; the cream cheese factory fire; the alligator-bowel incident; the lottery ticket that made me the richest chick in Singapore under 33. It's been an interesting 12 months.

Bob's homosex-themed blanket factory attracted a youthful lesbian of 30 named Donna to apply for a job. "I wanna make lesbian blankets to keep lesbians warm in Alaska," she told Bob with tears in her eyes. "Well then try this! It's our new Klondike blanket!" He exclaimed with a lot of passionate excitement in his voice.

from the "accident" that I suffered on our first date. Didn't you see me? Doesn't your dump truck have mirrors? I might have to have my legs amputated. Anyway, I'll give you one more chance.

THAT PAYS 2 MILLION DOLLARS PER HOUR [WARNING: this is not a full-time position!] Are you tired of working for THE MAN? Would you rather eat dog **** than face another minute working for THE MAN? Well, you're not alone. There's someone behind you! Watch out! He has a knife!