Claudia Stench Water Fish Face had suffered under relentless taunting for years because of her name till 1 day in the bathroom she made the decision to switch to double-ply toilet paper and then she made the decision to change her name in court. A year later she legally became Gloria Stench Water Fish Face.

The next time mom says, "Haul your *** in here!" you'll do so with ease with GARY'S DISCOUNT *** LOADER. Tired of fat women? Exhausted by 34 trips to the toilet every night? Now you can say *******! to brassieres that twist your ******* blue! Now you can say UP YOURS! to **** straps that twist your ***** blue like your brassieres twist your ******* blue! Now, for the first time in 10 years, you and your ex-lesbian girlfriend's brother can enjoy a quiet hour in the bath tub together without the land lord climbing up and down your ***.

Jean Parker (Aug. 11, 1915 – Nov. 30, 2005) American actress

Orson Welles (May 6, 1915 – October 10, 1985)

Frank Sinatra (December 12, 1915 – May 14, 1998)

Ingrid Bergman (29 August 1915 – 29 August 1982)

is what the choice always is: VOTE for private corporation puppet A or VOTE for private corporation puppet B. Old 115-year-old grandma! You crapped-out long ago, before marbles were invented. Your eyes are gone, rotted out, kidneys too. I have a picture of you with dog drool on it, but it's still good. I applaud Western victimhood. Over-fed women, who've not experienced total war, pestilence, famine & barren deprivation, need to waddle forward and "have a cheesy go" at whining. I'm tired of *** slavery! Really! Look at my genitals! I can't use them properly and going number two is impossible! It's like being **** Van **** on Flintstone vitamins for 3 weeks! Ah, but it's all a dream as I've never felt more alive!