𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

On worlds, alien to ours, people have made pets of gigantic fleas that are plagued with parasitic dogs.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

It used to be that cops would knock on the door to check on granny. If she told them to go away they went away. Now they lob in military-grade tear gas canisters.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

SO FAR...

“You're **** when you talk wet-
back. Are you a wet-back?”

   “No, I'm not a wet-back.”

   “That's good. I don't mind a
little grease now and again.”

   “Me too.”

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

Can CHICKEN SOUP keep my ******* from exploding? Jesus! I don't even have a ******* but if I did, I'd feed her chicken soup by the barrelful to keep her from blowing up.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

TABLE OF PICNIC - After looking at you for 10 minutes I've summoned the strength to look at you for another 10; like lipless Barbie kissed toothless Ken; like Clint Howard loved Gentle Ben.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

I'm committed to having I'M COMMITTED tattooed on my neck. When people see it they'll know that I ain't ******* around and that I'M COMMITTED.