Bob's gay lover Todd used his hot ****-strap as a sling-shot to **** a mean grizzly bear. "Good shot me buck-o!" Bob exclaimed in a pirate voice. Later, after the bowling alley closed, they ate garbage straight from the dumpster for 3 hours till they puked.

When Bob Barker crapped-out the world stumbled, all lesbians choked, dogs lost their collars, men of good will turned gay, gay men dove into polluted rivers, sinister nuns gang-banged each other. It was a terrible time for mystics. No one knew their hole from an *** in the ground.

states that 1 man must be present or the operation stops. Now I don't know about you, because you're a pervert, but if I don't see a man there I'm cutting off the electricity for 4 hours. Fine. These are my 3 ****-straps: 1 for picnicking, 1 for rifle practice, 1 for taming commies. Alright, fair enough. Roll over and I'll check for gerbils.