Ｓｕｚｙ 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆
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Ｓｕｚｙ 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 35m
Hell O'Poetry
OHIO'S LONELIEST LESBIAN walked to Burger King alone. "I want 2 lesbian burgers with extra kethcup," she ordered. "Kethcup? Don't you mean ketchup?" The flunky asked. "Whatever," the lesbian replied. Later, after her toe nail fell off, she went to bed alone without a lesbian lover. Weeks went by when finally a lesbian bumped into her at McDonald's. "Hey! Watch where you're going *****!" Ohio's loneliest lesbian yelled. "Sorry," the other lesbian said as 2 gerbils escaped from her mini skirt.

OHIO'S LONELIEST LESBIAN walked to Burger King alone. "I want 2 lesbian burgers with extra kethcup," she ordered. "Kethcup? Don't you mean ketchup?" The flunky asked. "Whatever," the lesbian replied. Later, after her toe nail fell off, she went to bed alone without a lesbian lover. Weeks went by when finally a lesbian bumped into her at McDonald's. "Hey! Watch where you're going *****!" Ohio's loneliest lesbian yelled. "Sorry," the other lesbian said as 2 gerbils escaped from her mini skirt. "Holy Gloria Swanson! You're into gerbils just like me!" The lonely lezzy exclaimed. "No I'm not! I don't insert them in my **** or anything!" The other lezzy informed.

𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗻𝗼𝗻-𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀
𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗻𝗼𝗻-𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗼𝗿 𝗜 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵'𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀

NURSING A BIG ONE! I told the nurse to order a hearse as deaths amongst nurses were up, up, up, higher than a high-wire mucky pup. She took off her hat that was pinned in her hair and then she convulsed into a convulsion after falling off a chair. I thought she was dead but surely she wasn't, so I quickly hopped into a nearby bed with her 300-pound cousin.