BOB'S UNMURDERABLE LOVE FOR MARGE was evident. Everywhere they went together people saw what they saw: Bob was crazy about Marge. Often, he would spray vegetable oil on her and then add salt to make her deliciously wonderful especially when canned foods were scarce. One day, after the Olympics in Helsinki were over, Marge suffered from a horrible migraine head trauma that almost killed her. Several cops arrived to take her to Big Mike's Diseased Brain Surgery Clinic where Mike and his valiant staff of ex-perverts ate chicken with no clothes on. "I hate him!" A nearby ***** exclaimed before his brain was sloppily removed.

cracks easier than a foot bone when a helmet slips around your throat, squeezing off clean oxygen till you crap out. I saw it happen to Evel Knievel when he wrecked into a parked bus under a ramp before he died.

******* YOUR CHRISTMAS **** DONNA! WE'RE GOING ICE SKATING IN MONROEVILLE! Any day now and I'll be richer than George Hamilton: queerly swimming in gold dust and mole turds; climbing up dangerous ladders; ******* women 6 feet tall with bony hips; singing hippie-era songs like a *****; walking backwards to the men's room at Burger King...oh yeah!