Tina was stacked up like a mountain since her lower back developed a crack. "Stand up!" Pete demanded when nobody was looking directly at him for some reason. "I can't!" Tina protested even though her **** was perfectly normal. "How's your ****?" Vicky asked like she was a nurse, which she wasn't. "It looks good from here," Donna butted in while her big **** took up half the couch. Carl smiled. His big teeth were so fake that everybody wanted to **** him. "I'm going to Wendy's for a rat burger," Fred T. Jenkins informed the group, even though they were partially deaf in one or two ears.

I DREAMED THAT I LIVED IN AN APARTMENT HIGH ABOVE LAKE MICHIGAN and each morning I'd look out my big window and see nothing but Lake Michigan. The lake filled my window. One morning though this wasn't the case. It was Tuesday and I was working the second shift in homicide division. Anyway, I rose from bed and looked out the window and JESUS!!! Lake Michigan was gone!!! I asked my neighbors about it and they didn't know what happened, some of them hadn't even heard of Lake Michigan. I was very confused and baffled and puzzled and 300 other words that mean the same thing.

MY PREDICTIONS (1) Candy made of raw cabbage and boiled beets will replace chocolate as the world's favorite treat. (2) Women with extra toes will replace women with too few toes in Armenia's national guard. (3) Long penises will be ignored as gay French pornographers focus entirely on ****-width. (4) Pepsi will become indistinguishable from Coke.