𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎 3h

Déjà vécu wiped out my selfless sense of self-doubt when whatever happened yesterday happened like stuff that'll happen on Sunday & Monday.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎 3h

☕ I strained hardened kidneys, wreckin' my twin lung infection with a weak, sick bladder, to make Mia Farrow's bony hips split & shatter.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎 3h

LIVING WITH EX-LESBIAN TWIN COUSINS - I'll trade two kicks to the **** for a small tube of eyeball salve. No way! How 'bout three spools of red sock thread for a one-hour ***** dance and the rest of the beer in the fridge? Alright.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎 8h

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐔𝐏? 𝐎𝐡, 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨? 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐛 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎 9h

Honda Civic

FOR SALE: AUTHENTIC OPRAH WINFREY TOW ROPE! This is THE rope that Oprah used to tow her Honda Civic home after the battery went dead. Three colors available: brown, green and black. Order now and get a free Oprah cigarette **** for only five dollars, autographed by Gayle King! Hurry! Don't miss out on this opportunity of a lifetime or you'll be sorry!!!

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎 11h

MARY BECAME A DISTRUSTING EX-*****

after her lover Teri went on a romantic vacation trip with Tyrone, a local *****. "What's up between you and Jamaal?" Mary asked. "His name is Tyrone," Teri groaned impatiently. "We're just ****-buddies, that's all." Mary turned away, too hurt to look at Teri's Taiwan-made fake feet.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎 12h

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𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗫-𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗕𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗦 - 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻
𝗲𝘅-𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘁 𝟮𝟯 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗮
𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲. 𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿
𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲, 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻, 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀. 𝗡𝗼𝘄, 𝗮𝘀
𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝘅-𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻, 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝘀
𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆-𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗲
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱
𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀.