It was his last experiment of the year
he was transporting himself to another pod
sitting in the transport container
he asked his colleague to flick the switch
with a flash, fizz, pop and bang
he disappeared for one and reappeared in the other one again

But oh tragic miscalculations
from the pod he did slid to the floor
for he was just flesh and skin
with not one bones within
then with a gargle he did spit and plead
someone please just **** me

No no they said, this is against protocol
we must know where we went wrong
it's our benefactors we must call
we are sure they will be here before too long
then they left him there behind the secure door
with him still begging and slobbering,  please just.......


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris