I really hate to interrupt you like this but could you take your eyes off that blank screen for just one second? I'd like to ask a favor of you. Look into my eyes and tell me what you see If you see a heart that's a little off center and an Italian picnic on a too American countryside then I'd like to have a little more of your time
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If all you see is the tear streaked face of a child trying too hard to be a man then just keep watching your after-shave commercial