Took mother in law to do the weekly shop this morning Nothing unusual about that Did mine in 20 minutes Waited over an hour for Mary but she is 83 Anyway, I love people watching Going up the aisle, two mature ladies Blocking the way nattering as ladies do But what a subject The menopause!!!! Now I'm an old man, thought I had heard it all But boy Such graphic details when you're buying a pack of lambs liver Anyway aisle blocked so turned round In the veg aisle now Young woman buying loose potatoes Can't be that difficult OR CAN IT? Every single potatoes minutely examined Every minor blemish checked Nearly 10 minutes for a few potatoes WOW, it must take her 4 hours to do her weekly shop