You would be a page from a child's coloring book hanging on the refrigerator. Different colors filling the page. An explosion of red, orange, yellow, green, purple and blue. Everything leaking out of the lines you were meant to contain yourself in. A green sun and yellow grass, none of it makes much sense. And that is exactly what makes you worth looking at.
But if people were art,
I would be a watercolor that got too wet, and now the paper is wrinkled and the picture distorted. The paint bleeding into itself, as the paper starts to tear.