Not for me the skinny eight
For me a fourteen is just great
Eights ***** and ***  might look just fine
But I like softer curves and lines
A low profile tyre is sleek and fast
A bigger tyre makes the journey last
Fourteens built for comfort not for speed
And at my age comforts what I need
So you can keep that sack of bones
And  I'll hang on to well rounded domes