It's after midnight now I've come to howl the words my muse keeps in her bag She's a blackhearted ***** with gnarly teeth and razor thin lips to bare She has kerosene breath and her fingers are as cold as death She's long desired to catch me in bed But I would drown in the creek before I would be tongue bound and give in to such an ugly witch She plys me with liquor He tongue is word flickered She dances around and around I stand but falter , and tumble on over And she's quicker than a cat on a moth She's licking my neck and I shudder from cold z' over She lays across my chest and declares "I'll put you to test , taking all of your best" Then she slides her hands under my shirt Then cackling with glee she strips down my clothes to my "T's" So excited she trembles ecstatically She raises her dress and sits down upon me She screams in such delight like two bobcats fighting at night And I lay helpless as I stare She moans , then groans then short tempered yells and many an "almost" and "Oh Oh Oh's" Then turns soft as a quail Her fingers now all over warm Replacing the cackles and bows a beautiful voice that glows She whimpers like a puppy scorned She's now in the buff And little concerned In the calm after the storm her true beauty really shows