SAGE ADVICE FOR ALL THE

BROKEN HEARTED !
TORN INSIDE !
SCARRED  !

WANTING ! PANTING ! NEEDING !

Loser babes of Hello Poetry !!

HOW TO KEEP YOUR

BOY !

HOW TO KEEP HIM FROM GROWING UP
AND BECOMING A MAN !

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AND DUMPING YOUR SORRY *** !

~~~~

****** !!

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Now      
                                         the story goes like this

See / I met this poet girl

And show her HELLO POETRY

••

She reads for awhile

Pucks all over my computer screen !

And then

SHE SPEAKS !

••

the girls at my school don't have these **** problems !

******!

We all know how to get tons of it

Imagine

The guy is at your house

You slip some ****** into his beer !

Up pops his **** and he thinks he loves you !

He *****  you and his **** stays hard !

No more of this

I SMELL HIM ON MY SHEETS  ******* !

He ***** you again and again !!

You keep slipping the ****** into his beer

For as long as you want

At parties

We slip ******  into all the drinks but

The girls know to leave them alone

Imagine a party where all the guys are

Standing there with these giant *****

Wandering what's going on

But afraid to tell anyone !!

Total CONTROL !!

WE
( the **** bunny babes ! )

Have stolen the show !!

Like pigs in the poke !

We don't have to wear our FREE *****
placards

Any more !

We just sit back and watch em crawl

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Now the down side is that some of  the boys

Really freak our

In our school

Maybe 7
Maybe 10

Boys
Have committed suicide

Since we started this

But

No girl feels

RIPPED APART !
BLEEDING INSIDE !
Etc

Any more

Nor have had to cut themselves
With razor blades

///

Better a few dead boys than pain

Right !

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Hearing her really messed me up

I turned towards her

( after gingerly laying down the
Pepsi can I had been drinking from )

And said

YOU     GOT TO     BR PUTTING ME ON

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She smiled and said

OF COURSE I AM

BUT SO ARE ALL THOSE
SO - CALLED
SELF - DESCRIBED

LOVERS !!!

ON HELLO POETRY